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A Jamaican man
bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar,
announcing that his wife had just given birth to
"a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20
pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and
many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The
bartender said, "Say, you're the father of
the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen
pounds."
The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What
happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red
Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve,
leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him
circumcised."
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